I... I cannot comprehend this... He has put up a profile on gaydar for Ben Chatham! That's like Agetha Christie putting a letter from Poroit in the lonely hearts column!
I am a single gay man interested in meeting single men, single women, for relationship, friendship, 1-on-1 sex between 18 & 50 years old.
Chavs need not apply. Or women with big teeth answering to the name "Rose" "Billie" or "Katie Ryan".
Hi, my name is Ben and I am an archaeology graduate from Cambridge. I am currently working in this field on a number of major projects. My other interests include medieval history, time travel concepts, orchid growing, music and literature.
Yeah, don't mention police boxes. People will think you're weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeirrd!
I work for various government agencies which I can't mention.
Charles Daniels, Dylan Moran and Sean McCallif locked in a room of laughing gas couldn't beat that!
I would describe myself as a highly attractive guy , intelligent and from a good background.
This IS unusual, since Ben is a paragon of modesty.
I am looking for intelligent, attractive people who are not dumbed down in any way. I like to be made to feel special, which is why I split with my last boyfriend Charles as he neglected my needs.
No, he dumped you. Because you were a boring little shit so far in the closet Aslan was getting suffocated.
I also don't mind meeting girls as well as they look good on your arm and my parents don't really approve of gay lifestyles.
Seriously, I am not making this up, OR taking the piss! This is seriously up there on the web!
My hobbies include archaeology, advising several government organisations
I'm speechless. I thought Damian's wikipedia page defined surreal...
, orchid cultivation , fine wines and listening to music.
Food: Traditional English roast dinner
Music: Bowie, Philip Glass, Webern, Radiohead
The one Spara publically stated he'd never heard of before and thought must be crap?
Actor: Jude Law
Actress: Helena Bonham Carter
TV Show: Time Team
Not Doctor Who or Torchwood? I think someone's just cut and pasting his own profile...
Vacation Spot: Stangeness in Scotland & exclusive Italian resort
Give me fucking strength...
Well, Cardiff doubling for England...
Club: Clubs are extremely vulgar
...so I've decided to use the non-vulgar internet to get the salty goodness...
Bar/Pub: Various Cambridge venues
And, the pee-ester-resistance-is-useless:
the ID photo is a pink grey blur with this caption:
Close up of my chest
Still, it's better than sparacus' own gaydar profile. I don't think he gets many hits...