Thursday, February 12, 2009

FFS, Spara (con't)

"You just plain suck. Chewetel Ejiofor would have rocked compared to you." - Nigel Verkoff

WILL THE YOUTH OF AUSTRALIA CONVINCE THE NEW DOCTOR TO STOP BEING A TWAT? ARE THOSE PESKY RUSSIANS BEHIND THE EVIL FISH MONSTERS? IS SPARTHA JONES REALLY DEAD? IS THERE ANY RISK OF A PLOT TURNING UP AT ALL?

THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS MAY OR MAY NOT BE FOUND IN NUDE & MOANING - THE SPARADOC11 PREMIERE! NOW WITH FIFTY-SEVEN PER CENT MORE GREEN DEATH PLAGIARISM!!


BEING UPDATED AS...WE... POST!!!!!!!

8 comments:

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

Well, it made me laugh. A bit of a shame that we have to wait till Spara actually finishes the story for more parts...

I've always said that Xander Bee-Wobbler doesn't get enough work. And it's good to see 'Mlock the Weak' getting a nod..

Youth of Australia said...

Well, it made me laugh. A bit of a shame that we have to wait till Spara actually finishes the story for more parts...
I've still got his latest episode to do with its Green Death linebyline plagiarism.

I've always said that Xander Bee-Wobbler doesn't get enough work.
He's a regular at the Jim Henson Company.

I'm sure you worked out where I got the names from...

And it's good to see 'Mlock the Weak' getting a nod..
He's changed his avatar again, you know. Twice as terrifying...

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

Man, just read the final part of the original. I can only agree with your assessment that it's the worst story ever on the Mythmakers. Possibly the worst fanfic ever.

Where have those weird anime pics come from? I saw Bernie had them as well..

Youth of Australia said...

Man, just read the final part of the original. I can only agree with your assessment that it's the worst story ever on the Mythmakers. Possibly the worst fanfic ever.
Yeah. I mean, honestly, his "All Things Must Pass" was Star One compared to this...

And I've updated it so it's got the penultimate part. I was kind of annoyed there isn't enough plot to fill out the page I expected, so I guess I'll use his next 11th Doctor story too...

Where have those weird anime pics come from? I saw Bernie had them as well..
Avatar generator - the address is in Bernie's sig.

tektek something or other.

Bernie Fishnotes said...

http://www.tektek.org/dream/dream.php

And would you believe, we came across this same website completely independently?

Well, we did!

Youth of Australia said...

Amazing.

Well, Nude & Moaning is finished in a lovely Oceans 11 style manner, but that's still given me less than half the material for a full episode, so Planet Waves will probably have to be included. As we know how little imagination Spara has, it shouldn't be difficult to sew the tales together.

And I've done "Blink" too.

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

Hey, man - I just realised I forgot to compliment you on the brilliance of the N&M ending. I really enjoyed it when I read it earlier this week, especially the ending with all of the complicated cut-aways, and the big reveal when the YOA point out that the Doctor HASN'T saved the day because it's all just a retarded fantasy.

A line that stuck in my head, and I have no idea why, I must just be imagining some brilliant deadpan delivery is Spoon and Chamber..

SPOON: Blood that doesn't need to be refrigerated - it is a license to print money!

CHAMBER: Erm, no. I think that would be when the Government issues with papers saying that you can print money.

Am reading Blink now. Did enjoy Infinite Jest, btw.

Youth of Australia said...

Hey, man - I just realised I forgot to compliment you on the brilliance of the N&M ending.
Oh, cool. I didn't think anyone would be keeping tabs on it till I came here and confirmed it.

I really enjoyed it when I read it earlier this week, especially the ending with all of the complicated cut-aways, and the big reveal when the YOA point out that the Doctor HASN'T saved the day because it's all just a retarded fantasy.
It's been a gag I've saved for a long while. I've always thought it funny if the "What we do is..." action montage ended with them still discussing the plan, rather than turning from a hypothetical discussion to actual narrative.

A line that stuck in my head, and I have no idea why, I must just be imagining some brilliant deadpan delivery is Spoon and Chamber..
They're pretty deadpan, I admit...

CHAMBER: Erm, no. I think that would be when the Government issues with papers saying that you can print money.
Woulkd you believe I was worried that line wouldn't work?

Am reading Blink now. Did enjoy Infinite Jest, btw.
Cool. Hope it lives up to expectation and traditional disgust at how good Moffat has it.