Or, the KKK as it is also known.
Here's a photo to gladden many hearts as every surviving pre-RTD Doctor gathers in one place, one time, and most important of all of their own free will.
Just one question.
What the hell did Sylvester McCoy just say that freaked the others out to that degree?! Peter Davison looks like he wants to call the police, Paul McGann is clearly considering running for it while the Bakers seem to have been stunned into silence by what they've heard.
"...when you think about it, Gan must be a sex killer..."
"The reason why we were never invited back to that pool after Paradise Towers was simple: they took a very dim view of pool orgies. All the Kangs were up for it except that lassie who played Drinking Fountain, but that Clive Merrison's an adventurous lover, isn't he? Did I tell you what happened when Bonnie did the striptease?"
"The problem with Mugabe was that he never went far enough."
"...I didn't know Eccleston was going to quit when I posted it!"
"I admit it! I'M SMALL! I'M FIVE FOOT NOTHING AND I SLOUCH IN MY
CHAIR! BUT I'VE HAD MORE WOMEN THAN THE REST OF YOU PUT TOGETHER! I'VE
HAD HALF OF FUCKING SCUNTHORPE!!"
"I think the Big Finish Season 27 is canon."
"...and I've never walked properly since."
"...yes, the voices have been telling me to kill for quite a while now..."
"Apparently, old JNT was a whoopsie! I had no idea! Did you?"
"Paul may have got the kissing scenes in the movie, but I got the raping-the-gangleader-up-against-the-TARDIS-at-knifepoint-scenes!"
"Oh, all right. "Gottleageer. Gottleageer." You happy now?"
"No, Big Finish don't have any incriminating photos of me at all. I'm genuinely here by choice."
"...and I turned around and all the circus midgets were they wearing eyepatches!"
"Tom mentioned he tried to cheer Nick up in that hospice. I did something similar, but it involved a bedpan."
"CLEVERBOT STOLE MY BRAIN!"
"I know I may be in the minority here today, but I don't see why we need a 'Doctor Who Anonymous' twelve-step recovery program..."
"The End of Time should have had another episode, a whole episode of Tennant moping."
"Of course, not many people know that I was the original Lassie."
"...and that concludes my explanation for what the fuck was happening in Ghost Light."
"Nigel Verkoff's a nice decent chap, isn't he?"
"I never wore a hat. It was just a kind of fungal growth in my hair that turned into this giant, hat-like mushroom. It's very tasty. Would anyone like one?"
"Tom. Good though your sleight-of-hand is, this trick would work better if I was wearing a bra."
"But you are."
"Oh. I hoped you hadn't noticed."
"...yes, it was a total coincidence all your wives happened to mysteriously take yesterday off, the same day I myself was mysteriously unable to attend. It was a very mysterious day full of mysterious coincidences. And I definitely didn't bonk all your missus, no sir, no way..."
"I thought Death Comes to Time was rather good."
"I thought the Star Wars prequels were rather good."
"I thought GLC: The Carnage Continues was rather good."
"I liked that book sequel to Blade Runner, what was it called? It was brilliant."
"Those were my underpants. I'm so, so sorry."
"Mike Tyson? Pfft. Lightweight."
"You fuckers got confused by Donnie Darko? What a bunch of fucking r-tards!"
"How did Kyron Mallet find out where my room was? Why didn't any of you hear my screams?!"
"Why is it I always have to be the one who has to be the celebrity head? Oh, very well. It's either Michael Keating or Tony Robinson."
"Ricky Gervais is a genius. I want to have his babies. And then drown them."
"I don't know about you, but I'M submitting a story for that Blake's 7 writer's competition."
"Oh, didn't I mention it earlier? You four had best get writing..."
"...she's a dirty girl with a, a bad habit, a bad habit for drugs..."
"I have achieved enlightenment. These hands... can now kill."
"I don't want to panic you all, but someone's stealing our shoes and replacing them with those wierd rubber sandal things. They got me and they got Colin... and I think they've tampered with Tom's socks."
"No, no, no, old chap. I chose them myself. I adore pink!"