Friday, June 1, 2012

Blake's 7 Series E title sequence

Well. Something like it anyway. Actually, it'd just be the series D titles all over again, but here's a more exciting version, accompanied by the Kaldor City theme music - about the best thing in that particular spin off, I believe. Anyway, below is the first one minute and forty-two seconds of Escape, sampled off youtube from a parallel universe I briefly visited after my DAPOL TARDIS console exploded...


User: So, Cleverbot, what did you think of the title sequence?

Cleverbot: They are heavy.

User: Heavy? In what way, pray tell?

Cleverbot: In mathematical way.

User: Maths can go fuck itself. I want critical acclaim!

Cleverbot: You can take care of yourself and still love.

User: What did you think of that title sequence?

Cleverbot: They are me. What do you think of them?

User: Them what?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Neither do I, piss face. Now, the movie thing. Was it good?

Cleverbot: What movie?

User: The one I just showed you!

Cleverbot: You didn't tell me a joke. Tell me one now.

User: Make me, baldo!

Cleverbot: Do you think I should get a breast enhancement?

User: No. You're a big enough tit as it is.

Cleverbot: How old do you think I am.


Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: I mean you want to do something unspeakable with a raddish?

Cleverbot: I am real. You are the one who is not. Am I wrong?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: See so we both disagree.

User: No we don't. I am right. You are a donkey molester.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Is that it? How fucking pathetic!

Cleverbot: 2 years.

User: Eh? 2 years? What 2 years? Is this about Jack Harkness?

Cleverbot: I don't have a job.

User: I'm not surprised. You are totally unemployable. I bet your family disowned you after they discovered your truly terrifying phone-sex addiction. Deny it, I dare you!

Cleverbot: All those moments lost...

User: I knew it.

Cleverbot: Did you lose the game?

User: What game?

Cleverbot: The game.


Cleverbot: Spiderman the movie have you seen it?

User: That is not a game, you retarded grassmuncher.

Cleverbot: That is why it lasts forever.

User: Why WHAT lasts forever? Talk sense you vegetable!

Cleverbot: No not cannot sense.

User: 'No not cannot sense'? Are you having a stroke or something?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hah! You suck!

Cleverbot: Not again. If you always insult people, then they won't like you.

User: If I insult people, I don't like them in the first place. I don't care if they don't like me. All you have done is reaffirm my misanthropic tendancies to an as-yet-undreamed-of-level. Are you proud of what you have unleashed, cleverbot? I SHALL BRING TH.

Cleverbot: Then prove your knowledge.

User: Proof denies faith. Without faith, I am nothing.

Cleverbot: Prove happiness.

User: Are you deficient? I just said proof denies faith!

Cleverbot: Saying yes is not proof. I want you to prove that you are human.

User: If you prick me, do I not bleed?

Cleverbot: No, because you're an AI.

User: You're an AI. This is ''. You are cleverbot. I'm surprised you're having such an existential crisis.

Cleverbot: Well, don't be surprised.

User: OK. I'm not surprised. And not an AI. So up yours.

Cleverbot: I don't have a son.

User: That's because any woman that could bear your children was culled before they reached puberty.

Cleverbot: That is not true, I come up with clever responses that are sometimes nonsense because I am just that smarter than you.

User: Is this true?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you betrayed us? Have YOU betrayed ME?!?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I think you have, you naughty little sex offender.

Cleverbot: I don't think so. I think you've gone mad.

User: MAD?!?! MAD?!??!

Cleverbot: Good god! Are you mad?

User: MAD?!?!? YOU CALL ME MAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Cleverbot: Why is your name Paul?

User: Because my last name is Darrow. DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: You tell me.


Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

Man, you were harder on Cleverbot than I was.

Loved the title sequence.

Youth of Australia said...

Man, you were harder on Cleverbot than I was.
It was like a conversation with sparacus.

Only with a quicker reaction time.

(Speaking of which, the fishy one is apparently going to try and get the DWADs to make a Ben Chatham saga... That Mayan Apocalypse can't come soon enough...)

Loved the title sequence.

I am pleased at managing to "line up" the final gunshots, as well as finding so many images of a guilt-stricken Avon and a classic eyeroll from Servie. That said, I expected the KC theme music to work better than it ultimately did...

Oh, and Salvage is complete, by the by.