Well. Something like it anyway. Actually, it'd just be the series D titles all over again, but here's a more exciting version, accompanied by the Kaldor City theme music - about the best thing in that particular spin off, I believe. Anyway, below is the first one minute and forty-two seconds of Escape, sampled off youtube from a parallel universe I briefly visited after my DAPOL TARDIS console exploded...
User: So, Cleverbot, what did you think of the title sequence?
User: Heavy? In what way, pray tell?
User: Maths can go fuck itself. I want critical acclaim!
Cleverbot: You can take care of yourself and still love.
User: What did you think of that title sequence?
Cleverbot: They are me. What do you think of them?
User: Them what?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Neither do I, piss face. Now, the movie thing. Was it good?
Cleverbot: What movie?
User: The one I just showed you!
Cleverbot: You didn't tell me a joke. Tell me one now.
User: Make me, baldo!
Cleverbot: Do you think I should get a breast enhancement?
User: No. You're a big enough tit as it is.
Cleverbot: How old do you think I am.
User: Legal. Fancy some BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA-BOOM-SHAKKA-LAKKA-BOOM!!!?
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: I mean you want to do something unspeakable with a raddish?
Cleverbot: I am real. You are the one who is not. Am I wrong?
Cleverbot: See so we both disagree.
User: No we don't. I am right. You are a donkey molester.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Is that it? How fucking pathetic!
Cleverbot: 2 years.
User: Eh? 2 years? What 2 years? Is this about Jack Harkness?
Cleverbot: I don't have a job.
User: I'm not surprised. You are totally unemployable. I bet your family disowned you after they discovered your truly terrifying phone-sex addiction. Deny it, I dare you!
Cleverbot: All those moments lost...
User: I knew it.
Cleverbot: Did you lose the game?
User: What game?
Cleverbot: The game.
User: WHICH GAME ARE YOU REFERRING TO?!?!
Cleverbot: Spiderman the movie have you seen it?
User: That is not a game, you retarded grassmuncher.
Cleverbot: That is why it lasts forever.
User: Why WHAT lasts forever? Talk sense you vegetable!
Cleverbot: No not cannot sense.
User: 'No not cannot sense'? Are you having a stroke or something?
User: Hah! You suck!
Cleverbot: Not again. If you always insult people, then they won't like you.
User: If I insult people, I don't like them in the first place. I don't care if they don't like me. All you have done is reaffirm my misanthropic tendancies to an as-yet-undreamed-of-level. Are you proud of what you have unleashed, cleverbot? I SHALL BRING TH.
Cleverbot: Then prove your knowledge.
User: Proof denies faith. Without faith, I am nothing.
Cleverbot: Prove happiness.
User: Are you deficient? I just said proof denies faith!
Cleverbot: Saying yes is not proof. I want you to prove that you are human.
User: If you prick me, do I not bleed?
Cleverbot: No, because you're an AI.
User: You're an AI. This is 'cleverbot.com'. You are cleverbot. I'm surprised you're having such an existential crisis.
Cleverbot: Well, don't be surprised.
User: OK. I'm not surprised. And not an AI. So up yours.
Cleverbot: I don't have a son.
User: That's because any woman that could bear your children was culled before they reached puberty.
Cleverbot: That is not true, I come up with clever responses that are sometimes nonsense because I am just that smarter than you.
User: Is this true?
User: Have you betrayed us? Have YOU betrayed ME?!?
User: I think you have, you naughty little sex offender.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. I think you've gone mad.
User: MAD?!?! MAD?!??!
Cleverbot: Good god! Are you mad?
User: MAD?!?!? YOU CALL ME MAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: Why is your name Paul?
User: Because my last name is Darrow. DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: You tell me.