Friday, December 12, 2008

12 Days Till Christmas...

I can survive twelve days of honest employment, can't I?

Can't I?

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See ya round.

2 comments:

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

Bloody hell, so it is!

Time always fucks me over like this.

For a more interesting answer, you should pitch the question to Alan Stevens and his incredibly incisive psychology.

No, I really am Alan Stevens said...

I can

Oh, dear god, what an egotistical way to start a post. You make me vomit into my own mouth.

twelve days

More like THIRTEEN, unless you expect me to believe that there's some sort of time zone difference between these two countries. And expecting me to believe that is like expecting to understand the plot behind Occam's Razor.

of honest employment

As if there is such a thing as honest employment! Our entire society is based on lies. The lies of the Western media about the bombing of Dresden. YOU WOULD CONCEAL THE TRUTH!!!

can't I?

Nope.;)

Can't I?

Nope.;)

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Nope.;)

See ya round.

Nope.;)

I am left with one question... what is the point of reviewing a religious festival at least 3000 years old? What has my Christmas, or my Winter Solstice if you will, done to you to make you publish this horrible, badly misinformed fifteen-word rant on the subject? Why even bring it up at all when your hate-filled comments shared with Jared "No Nickname" Hansen late of "Fucktards say the darndest things"

Bloody hell, so it is!

Yes, that's right, Hansen. Of course, we can't expect anything to register with you if it isn't an oppurtunity for fanwank in a JNT story nobody likes can we?

Time always fucks me over like this.

Time and allegory of all sorts, Jared "No Intelligence" Hansen. Honestly, you slag off RTD with such gay abandon it makes ME look reasonable in territory outside of my own imagination. Or at least I think it does, but then I should know. You think every character moment is a plot-hole! You also think every plot-hole is a pink elephant. That may seem logical to you, except ELEPHANTS AREN'T PINK! Go on, then, slag off Destiny of the Daleks, show off just how full of self-loathing you are.

I guess it's no surprise given the fact that you are outside the average age bracket of DW viewers. Ha! What an outcast loser. Clearly it's to do with you being a bitter juvenile fucker, and nothing to do with the alternative explanation of the fact that the show was no longer being made when you were growing up. That would be a ludicrous suggestion.

For a more interesting answer, you should pitch the question to Alan Stevens and his incredibly incisive psychology.

Oh, you arsehole. Now it looks like MY genuine response, genuinely truly really from the real Alan Stevens, is nothing but YOU doing an impersonation of ME and my unique argumentation style of making random accusations with absolutely no basis that can be seen on a level of "hypocritical as J. Edgar Hoover" at BEST. Well... fuck you. As Goebells said to the bishop's milkmaid. I AM FUNNY.

You're going to be so sorry when the Fendahl comes and only takes ME away in the Rapture. YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY.

Oh, and is anyone going to tell me who the FUCK Gan is? Is he one of the Power Rangers or something?