tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post8850594511735346185..comments2023-04-06T22:01:07.239+10:00Comments on YOA's Blog Of The Unusally Pointless: Ashes to Ashes - Crazy Bitch EditionYouth of Australiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-71735544378900876682008-08-08T21:24:00.000+10:002008-08-08T21:24:00.000+10:00Hmm, that gives me a routine to work on for the ne...<I>Hmm, that gives me a routine to work on for the next convention..</I><BR/>Oh dear...<BR/><BR/><I>According to Wikipedia, the Evil Clown is in EVERY episode.</I><BR/>He's in this one half a dozen times, but he's not so 'look at me!' considering the last two episodes he stole the microphone off Boy George to scream demonically at the audience...<BR/><BR/><I>Lmao. Why the hell doesn't she ever say anything normal? She seems to talk like a copy-and-paste job from a "How to write for drama" textbook from the 60s or something. Fluent cliche, but no speekee English.</I><BR/>Yeah. It's like they were going to put the character dialogue in later, but never got round to it.<BR/><BR/><I>...okay, she is actually meant to be a police officer, is she not?</I><BR/>Dunno, but she actually says, quite loudly, in public, "Are you stalking me, Hunt?!?"<BR/><BR/><I>...?</I><BR/>That's not word for word what she said. I'm still uncertain as to whether the dumfounded looks on the others' faces are "My god, she was a prostitute!" or "My god, she actually expects us to believe this shit."<BR/><BR/><I>Yeah, was some sort of law passed on prostitutional uniforms in the 80s? I find the get-up rather odd and wouldn't have thought it would be any-weather gear like she seems to wear it in..</I><BR/>She mostly wears a Catwoman outfit this time. For some reason.<BR/><BR/><I>Okay, is this actual dialogue? Because I refuse to believe this could be in the script before you tell me.</I><BR/>That, I am very, very sorry to say, is absolutely word-for-word what happened. No, I tell a lie, it was...<BR/><BR/>Gene: To keep this department running smoothly, I need their respect - which I've got. They look up to me. They should be looking up to you and all.<BR/>Alex: WHAT? DO YOU WANT ME TO mORPH INTO A NUN? IT'S NOT LIKE I SHAGGED AN ENTIRE RUGBY TEAM, IS IT!<BR/>Ray: I bet she has.<BR/>Alex: IT'S YOUR FAULT ANYWAY!<BR/>Gene: WHY IS IT MY FAULT?!<BR/>Alex: BECAUSE YOU LEFT ME ON MY OWN AND I ENDED UP WITH SOME THATCHERITE WANKER!<BR/>Gene: I TOLD YOU TO GO TO BED! ALONE! IF YOU LISTENED TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE WE WOULDN'T BE WASTING TIME WITH THIS RIDICULOUS CONVERSATION!!!!<BR/><BR/><I>Oh, for fuck's sake. What, there were half-a-dozen lawyers in the small town of London in the 80s? *sigh*...</I><BR/>I thought for a moment it was a sign that her brain was dreaming all this, but it's not worth it.<BR/><BR/><I>...man. Did Keeley Hawes do something to piss off Matthew Graham? Or did he just want to do The Gene Hunt Show and needed some sort of excuse?</I><BR/>Methinks the latter...Youth of Australiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-17790000761011758262008-08-08T20:33:00.000+10:002008-08-08T20:33:00.000+10:00I get a vision of Steven Pacey at this point for s...<I>I get a vision of Steven Pacey at this point for some reason...)</I><BR/><BR/>Hmm, that gives me a routine to work on for the next convention..<BR/><BR/><I>guest appearance by Barry the Evil Clown of Doom because hell knows we just don't have enough of them...</I><BR/><BR/>According to Wikipedia, the Evil Clown is in EVERY episode.<BR/><BR/>Yay.<BR/><BR/><I>I'll let you fill in that blank. Hopefully it involves her jumping off a building.</I><BR/><BR/>Lmao. Why the hell doesn't she ever say anything <I>normal</I>? She seems to talk like a copy-and-paste job from a "How to write for drama" textbook from the 60s or something. Fluent cliche, but no speekee English.<BR/><BR/><I>Upon realizing her coworkers have demonstrated even the vaguest of concerns about her safety, she accuses them of stalking her.</I><BR/><BR/>...okay, she is actually meant to be a <I>police officer</I>, is she not?<BR/><BR/><I>"HAHAHA! I WAS LYING THEN! I ONLY SAID THAT TO SHOW YOU HOW YOUR PRECONCEPTIONS INFORM YOUR JUDGEMENTS! AND YOU FELL FOR IT LIKE THE FASCISTS YOU ARE! AND EVEN IF I WAS A HOOKER, I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU ALL! HAHAHAHA!"</I><BR/><BR/>...?<BR/><BR/><I>Oh, yes, did you think that 58 minutes could pass before Ms Drake dons her fur coat, ridiculous earings and fishnet stockings?</I><BR/><BR/>Yeah, was some sort of law passed on prostitutional uniforms in the 80s? I find the get-up rather odd and wouldn't have thought it would be any-weather gear like she seems to wear it in..<BR/><BR/><I>"WHAT DO YOU WANT? FOR ME TO MORPH INTO A NUN?!?" she screams at the top of her voice. "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT ANYWAY!"</I><BR/><BR/>Okay, is this actual dialogue? Because I refuse to believe this could be in the script before you tell me.<BR/><BR/><I>BUT EVAN IS HIS DEFENSE LAWYER! OH, THE IRONY! THE PATHOS! THE DRAMA!!!!!!!</I><BR/><BR/>Oh, for fuck's sake. What, there were half-a-dozen lawyers in the small town of London in the 80s? *sigh*...<BR/><BR/><I>Alex is delighted at this turn of events and runs to gloat over Gene... who has already got Trixie to fess up and knows all this already. Smackdown.</I><BR/><BR/>...man. Did Keeley Hawes do something to piss off Matthew Graham? Or did he just want to do <I>The Gene Hunt Show</I> and needed some sort of excuse?Jared "No Nickname" Hansenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13825668092428993308noreply@blogger.com