tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post8169484427330221830..comments2023-04-06T22:01:07.239+10:00Comments on YOA's Blog Of The Unusally Pointless: So. CapaldiDoc, huh?Youth of Australiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-52335056139946658622014-11-25T13:00:33.616+11:002014-11-25T13:00:33.616+11:00The easiest solution is that Torchwood isn't c...The easiest solution is that Torchwood isn't canon.<br /><br />Or that Jack got wasted one night and emptied retcon into the Cardiff reservoirs, ensuring that the entire capital now has auto-delete memories.<br /><br />But it always strikes me that RTD wrote Everything Changes, where Gwen is a normal woman who rightly ignores any sign of the supernatural because it's all just wierd terrorism.<br /><br />Then he wrote Smith and Jones, where Analisse is the most stupid and idiot human being on the planet when she gives the exact same explanation.<br /><br />And don't get me started on how he made absolutely sure that Utopia and End of Days never synched up, or that he wrote the first scene of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - so Jack only needs to be away from the Doctor for a few hours before he's killing aliens with headshots and quips.<br /><br />Torchwood is unbound, in the kinky BSM kind of way.Youth of Australiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-13996458479636105472014-11-25T12:47:57.004+11:002014-11-25T12:47:57.004+11:00Yeah, but I think the Doctor Who universe is alway...<br />Yeah, but I think the Doctor Who universe is always slightly amazed that the Welsh haven't wiped themselves out yet.Miles Reid-Lobattohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01835434778657431574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-55313648040965028622014-11-25T12:40:07.082+11:002014-11-25T12:40:07.082+11:00Never once has a zombie victim perished assuming i...Never once has a zombie victim perished assuming it was just Romero doing another film. It’s like a Welshman being killed by a Dalek – they never see it coming.<br /><br />The exception of course is Cockneys vs. Zombies, which is the one film where the Zombies not only lose, they are defeated by pensioners in zimmerframes with submachine guns.<br /><br />But then, CVZ is just awesome full stop.Youth of Australiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-86633649176758274912014-11-25T12:32:26.715+11:002014-11-25T12:32:26.715+11:00I'm personally convinced that people in Zombie...<br />I'm personally convinced that people in Zombie Movies have never seen a Zombie movie.Miles Reid-Lobattohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01835434778657431574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-86471108015536175242014-11-25T12:10:14.590+11:002014-11-25T12:10:14.590+11:00Yes, I knew not what I'd done - I was told it ...Yes, I knew not what I'd done - I was told it was a modern retelling of a Shakespeare play.<br /><br />Probably the funniest moment was seeing a squad of football jocks with tampons up their noses to prevent nosebleeds, mainly because it seems not one guy in that entire fictional universe ever watched Carrie.<br />Youth of Australiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-88973855731459703802014-11-25T09:56:59.012+11:002014-11-25T09:56:59.012+11:00Even my appallingly poor standards in films has st...<br />Even my appallingly poor standards in films has standard enough not to watch 'She's the Man.'Miles Reid-Lobattohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01835434778657431574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-33980387518801065992014-11-24T16:43:10.646+11:002014-11-24T16:43:10.646+11:00She's the Man!
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is a horrible film. Do no...She's the Man!<br /><br />...<br /><br />is a horrible film. Do not watch.Youth of Australiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-25725611173731391692014-11-24T16:31:56.577+11:002014-11-24T16:31:56.577+11:00Technically, it's Roger Corman.
Although, in ...<br />Technically, it's Roger Corman.<br /><br />Although, in thinking about it at the bus-stop. Ed Wood also directed 'Glen or Glenda' which was about a man who wanted to change gender.'<br /><br />That was a Weird One.<br /><br />Master or Missy?<br />Miles Reid-Lobattohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01835434778657431574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-45111880545919303492014-11-24T15:14:32.333+11:002014-11-24T15:14:32.333+11:00Well, he relied on The Matrix for the last one he ...Well, he relied on The Matrix for the last one he was in.<br /><br />Besides, was Ed Wood not the MASTER of B-Movies?!?Youth of Australiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-1748747186519651102014-11-24T14:55:59.512+11:002014-11-24T14:55:59.512+11:00I admit that a great deal of my issues with the ep...I admit that a great deal of my issues with the episode disappeared when I realised that Missy's grand plan was actually cribbed off the Ed Wood movie- Plan 9 from Outer Space.<br /><br />I just like the idea of the Master going through loads of old B-Movies looking for a new plan.Miles Reid-Lobattohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01835434778657431574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-26114102092139855252014-11-24T08:11:15.126+11:002014-11-24T08:11:15.126+11:00Where's Matthias Cormann when you need him?
&...Where's Matthias Cormann when you need him?<br /><br />"Um, no, dis not a, err, murder inquiry. It is, err, a series of interrogative prompts directed at a resolution of a current questionable homicide-like scenario."Jared "No Nickname" Hansenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13825668092428993308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-42533909396568087322014-11-23T12:31:50.165+11:002014-11-23T12:31:50.165+11:00Yeah, it's one of your best attributes.
Blimy...Yeah, it's one of your best attributes.<br /><br />Blimy, this is now how I thought I'd spent this year's 23/11. At least the ABC are showing DW this afternoon, proving that Doctor Who is now easier to show the masses than Midsomer Murder.<br /><br />A sad day for those who like getting drunk everytime they hear the expression "this is a murder enquiry".Youth of Australiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-55370085154480825142014-11-23T12:25:43.708+11:002014-11-23T12:25:43.708+11:00I'm always willing to look weirdI'm always willing to look weirdJared "No Nickname" Hansenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13825668092428993308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-83362819170151566102014-11-23T11:02:26.960+11:002014-11-23T11:02:26.960+11:00Bloody hell, I sleep in on a Sunday and this is wh...Bloody hell, I sleep in on a Sunday and this is what I get.<br /><br />So. Points.<br /><br />1) I decide what is called Doctor Who based on my own personal reference. I've actually WATCHED both Classic and NuWho - even part 2 of Underwater Menace - so I am in a better position to judge than you, who refuses to watch it.<br /><br />2) Why the fuck would anyone test Who knowledge in a "national philharmoic orchetra"?<br /><br />3) I've trashed Moffat plenty of times, including in the above essay I assume you're too much of a backward redneck to read.<br /><br />4) You want some sci-fi writers to "cringe" about their work which you yourself refuse to watch or read?<br /><br />5) I didn't vote for Abbott.<br /><br />6) I can't drive.<br /><br />7) How can being a fan of NuWho POSSIBLY be worse than finding CHILD ABUSE FUNNY?<br /><br />The only thing stopping me from deleting this post is it makes my friends' reactions look wierd.<br /><br />I'll restate the facts - I really like this show with Peter Capaldi, even if I don't think of it as Doctor Who.<br /><br />And you are vile, sexist, paedophilia-supporting scum. The only reason you can't take a good look at yourself is you can't bear what you see.<br /><br />As Colin Baker once said, "Nobody needs you, nobody wants you and nobody cares."Youth of Australiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-77983859365855867882014-11-23T09:38:41.934+11:002014-11-23T09:38:41.934+11:00I'm a fan of New Doctor Who. I was a fan despi...I'm a fan of New Doctor Who. I was a fan despite everything bad before New Who and I'll be a fan still.Miles Reid-Lobattohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01835434778657431574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-62264580942945836922014-11-23T09:18:00.404+11:002014-11-23T09:18:00.404+11:00Dude we love Abbott. We voted for him so hard. I t...Dude we love Abbott. We voted for him so hard. I think we should vote him emergency powers just like they did for Senator Palpatine in Star Wars. A death star would be so great for the mining sector.Jared "No Nickname" Hansenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13825668092428993308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-87782997616573173902014-11-22T23:42:59.909+11:002014-11-22T23:42:59.909+11:00Who are you to decide what Doctor Who can and can&...Who are you to decide what Doctor Who can and can't be? Son I've forgotten more about Doctor Who than you've ever known and WILL test that in public with an audience and the national philharmoic orchetra. You've been done, taken, and you know it. You have to admit it and SAY it aloud. This kind of strategy (if you don't like this you don't like black/gay/women, is sad and wrong). The sooner you admit you sins for being weak the sooner Davies, Moffat and all those responsible can cringe at their crimes. In the future there are three things that are certain: no one will admit to (i) voting for Abbott (ii) driving a 4WD (iii) being a fan of the lowest of the low brow entertainment that is nuWho. Take a good look at yourself son.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com