tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post1132976078866743771..comments2023-04-06T22:01:07.239+10:00Comments on YOA's Blog Of The Unusally Pointless: No Fist!Youth of Australiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-89760487975858782412008-08-31T18:23:00.000+10:002008-08-31T18:23:00.000+10:00Oh, no, as far as I know he's only in the one epis...<I>Oh, no, as far as I know he's only in the one episode. But he's a sped-up dancing guy with mad spiky hair in nothing but a thong who's entire body is as black as tar. He shoots gas out from his groin which freezes people to death while dancing. Quite freaky.</I><BR/>I feel creeped out just reading about it...<BR/><BR/><I>Yeah, that was one of the ones I saw. I liked the bit where the ominous drumbeat played every time the necklace was on screen, so Vince kept taking it in and out of his pocket..</I><BR/>LOL.<BR/><BR/><I>Loved the spoof, btw. Quite frightening how making Nigel Havers' character The Valeyard actually improves the plot.</I><BR/>It was inspired by a publicity shot of Havers holding the sonic screwdriver, and also by a bunch of OGers going, "Oooh, Zimmerman! Just like the Valeyard in M:I!!"<BR/><BR/><I>But, yes, tons of laugh-out-loud moments.</I><BR/>Vindication. Thanks, man.Youth of Australiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-75990032815793784912008-08-31T16:17:00.000+10:002008-08-31T16:17:00.000+10:00Is he the green dude with the donut eye and the mu...<I>Is he the green dude with the donut eye and the music box hat?</I><BR/><BR/>Oh, no, as far as I know he's only in the one episode. But he's a sped-up dancing guy with mad spiky hair in nothing but a thong who's entire body is as black as tar. He shoots gas out from his groin which freezes people to death while dancing. Quite freaky.<BR/><BR/><I>I only properly watched one other episode, where they had to go into the jungle to find their guru... who was made out of cheese... and they discovered wild dogs are in fact Mods rather than Rockers.</I><BR/><BR/>Yeah, that was one of the ones I saw. I liked the bit where the ominous drumbeat played every time the necklace was on screen, so Vince kept taking it in and out of his pocket..<BR/><BR/><I>I have to say the unseen prequel sounds a lot more interesting than the stuff we got.</I><BR/><BR/>Yes. Yes it does.<BR/><BR/>Loved the spoof, btw. Quite frightening how making Nigel Havers' character The Valeyard actually <I>improves</I> the plot. But, yes, tons of laugh-out-loud moments.Jared "No Nickname" Hansenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13825668092428993308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-75042484308693425372008-08-31T13:13:00.000+10:002008-08-31T13:13:00.000+10:00Dane will be getting me a copy, so I will be able ...<I>Dane will be getting me a copy, so I will be able to watch it at my leisure in the not-too-distant future.</I><BR/>Ok. When you do, tell me what you think of it.<BR/><BR/><I>I only saw a couple of episode sfrom the first series. Still weeeird stuff, though. Black Frost is more disturbing than any DW monster...</I><BR/>Is he the green dude with the donut eye and the music box hat?<BR/><BR/>I only properly watched one other episode, where they had to go into the jungle to find their guru... who was made out of cheese... and they discovered wild dogs are in fact Mods rather than Rockers.<BR/><BR/>Surprisingly scary.<BR/><BR/><I>Heh, reading it now. I wrote about half of my version, but it got pretty confusing and pre-occupied with my hatred of the story.</I><BR/>Yeah. I have to say the unseen prequel sounds a lot more interesting than the stuff we got.<BR/><BR/><I>Can't even find the file now... but here are a couple of snatches I wrote for Human Resources, based entirely on Nick Briggs' odd assertions in the behind-the-scenes that nobody could do a good Time War story and his ravings about throwing clocks around..</I><BR/>Heh. Awesome. Definitely use that. Well, bits of it. Lucie has a slightly different story arc...<BR/><BR/><I>My idea for the behind-the-scenes was that Nick Briggs takes BF back over, yells "screw BBC Wales!" and makes what he sees as "the utlimate Time War story".</I><BR/>Fine with me. It's been part of the spoofs since Other Lives.<BR/><BR/><I>It was enough to amuse me sometime around midnight one evening at any rate..</I><BR/>Works for me too.Youth of Australiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-30643946834367416212008-08-31T13:00:00.000+10:002008-08-31T13:00:00.000+10:00Oh. Well, just imagine "Dead Man Walking" with the...<I>Oh. Well, just imagine "Dead Man Walking" with the Womp as Owen, Tara as Martha, Rod as Gwen, Mephisto as Tosh and Ianto, and Steve as Jack.</I><BR/><BR/>Dane will be getting me a copy, so I will be able to watch it at my leisure in the not-too-distant future.<BR/><BR/><I>God's bollocks, these seem to be acid trips caught on film. Every freaky nightmare I've ever had has been caught directly on camera and recorded.</I><BR/><BR/>I only saw a couple of episode sfrom the first series. Still weeeird stuff, though. Black Frost is more disturbing than any DW monster...<BR/><BR/><I>And in other news, I spoofed No More Lies. Yay me.</I><BR/><BR/>Heh, reading it now. I wrote about half of my version, but it got pretty confusing and pre-occupied with my hatred of the story. Can't even find the file now... but here are a couple of snatches I wrote for Human Resources, based entirely on Nick Briggs' odd assertions in the behind-the-scenes that nobody could do a good Time War story and his ravings about throwing clocks around..<BR/><BR/><BR/><I>Yet another battle in the Time War begins, as the Cyberleader turns to look straight down the barrell of the camera and cries "Launch the time-onic missiles!". This name, crap as it is, is probably too strong for the actual 'time-onic missile', which is in fact a stainless steel drum that has been filled with digital watches. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Maxil is hit by a stray minute hand off an exploding alarm clock, and is horrified to see the past coming out of his ear! As all of his previous incarnations (now confusingly played by Nick Briggs) stride out of his earhole, asking what the hell is going on and, more hopefully, where the fridge is, Maxil shouts with glee that he has a fob watch in his underpants, before pulling it out and winding the hands backwards which magically fixes everything. He then throws an hourglass at a Cyberman, which causes it to run away in terror.<BR/><BR/>"See?" the Doctor shouts at Lucie "THIS is why I didn't want to see the Time War. It's ridiculous!"<BR/><BR/><BR/>The Doctor reveals that not only was it Katie Nicegirl who was the Nazi supremist all along, because that in itself wouldn't be ironic enough, but in actual fact it was only the Time Lord's intereference that caused this! Their meddling in time provoked a chemical imbalance that set her "Hates Jewish People" node into an "On" position! Before Maxil can respond to this slanderous claim there is a glorious glowing light, an invisible choir, and Rassilon himself, dressed as a Sergeant-Major descends into the room and chides the Doctor. They had a nice, little character subplot about Lucie being a Nazi but now it's all just gotten silly, it's all far too silly and now we'll move right on and forget all about it. The Doctor and Maxil nod, partly in mute shock, before deciding to turn their decision to the massing Cyber armies ready to roger them to death, back again, and to death again.<BR/><BR/>"Well," demands Maxil "Are we goning to sit round here, crying into our lubricant, or are we going TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?"</I><BR/><BR/>My idea for the behind-the-scenes was that Nick Briggs takes BF back over, yells "screw BBC Wales!" and makes what he sees as "the utlimate Time War story".<BR/><BR/>It was enough to amuse me sometime around midnight one evening at any rate..Jared "No Nickname" Hansenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13825668092428993308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-49736915632763642512008-08-31T12:42:00.000+10:002008-08-31T12:42:00.000+10:00Oh. Well, just imagine "Dead Man Walking" with the...Oh. Well, just imagine "Dead Man Walking" with the Womp as Owen, Tara as Martha, Rod as Gwen, Mephisto as Tosh and Ianto, and Steve as Jack.<BR/><BR/>Yeah, I watched Mighty Boosh yesterday, where they ran the corner shop.<BR/><BR/>God's bollocks, these seem to be acid trips caught on film. Every freaky nightmare I've ever had has been caught directly on camera and recorded.<BR/><BR/>I hated the octopus guy, though. He wouldn't shut the fuck up...<BR/><BR/>And in other news, I spoofed No More Lies. Yay me.Youth of Australiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509521019229324658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5075740671122268515.post-76330557159053714952008-08-31T12:20:00.000+10:002008-08-31T12:20:00.000+10:00Hmm. I actually missed it, because I was at my mat...Hmm. I actually missed it, because I was at my mate's place playing <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed" REL="nofollow">Assassin's Creed</A> and watching <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mighty_Boosh_(TV_series)" REL="nofollow">The Mighty Boosh</A>.<BR/><BR/>So.. currently no comment.Jared "No Nickname" Hansenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13825668092428993308noreply@blogger.com